Breaking News: Men Have Discovered the Kitchen, and Apparently We’re Supposed to Applaud
The astonishing evolution of the modern man, the mysterious disappearance of gender-specific spatulas, and the revolutionary discovery that dinner doesn't magically make itself. I woke up recently to the sort of groundbreaking news that makes me question whether humanity has finally reached the pinnacle of civilization or whether we've collectively lowered the bar so far that it's now buried somewhere beneath the kitchen floor. Apparently, an increasing number of men are cooking meals at home. That's right. Men. In kitchens. Preparing food. Using actual ingredients. Sometimes even without a woman standing nearby to explain which end of the spatula goes into the pan. Naturally, I was stunned. Not because men are cooking, but because we've apparently reached a point in human history where an adult male preparing dinner qualifies as a noteworthy cultural development. We've put people on the moon, developed artificial intelligence, mapped the human genome, and const...
