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Every year, I tell myself I'm not going to pay attention to the Tony Awards red carpet. Every year, I fail. It's the same cycle. I arrive armed with skepticism, a cup of coffee, and the firm belief that no human being needs that many sequins. Then five minutes later I'm zooming into photos like a forensic investigator trying to determine whether someone's outfit is avant-garde genius or the result of losing a bet. The 2026 Tony Awards delivered exactly what Broadway always delivers: talent, drama, emotional speeches, and enough fabric choices to make a department store manager develop a nervous twitch. Hosted by Pink at New York's Radio City Music Hall, the evening celebrated Broadway's biggest achievements while simultaneously reminding us that theater people view the concept of "subtlety" as a hostile political ideology. And honestly? God bless them for it. Because if there's one thing Broadway understands better than anyone, it's that ...