Well, folks, just when you thought the headlines couldn’t get any more absurd, here comes Project 2025. Apparently, some bright sparks in the Republican Party have decided that the best way to improve education is to, well, eliminate it. Check out the full comedy of errors here: https://time.com/7001264/project-2025-public-school-closure/
The Genius Plan
So, the masterminds behind Project 2025 think closing public schools is the way to go. It’s like deciding the best way to win a race is to stop running. Imagine that meeting: “Hey, I’ve got an idea! Let’s fix the education system by making sure no one gets an education!” Genius, right?
Let’s Just Cancel Learning
Closing public schools to improve education is like canceling a flight to improve air travel. It’s the political equivalent of throwing the baby out with the bathwater, and then wondering why there’s no baby anymore.
The Great Minds Behind the Plan
These are the same folks who probably think you can lose weight by eating more cake or save money by spending more. Their logic is impeccable, as long as you ignore reality, common sense, and every educational study ever conducted.
What’s Next? Cancel Hospitals?
If closing schools is their idea of progress, what’s next? Close hospitals to improve healthcare? Shut down fire departments to prevent fires? It’s like they’re living in an opposite world where everything is backwards.
Education Is Overrated Anyway
Who needs an educated population? Clearly not these Republicans. Why bother with things like literacy, critical thinking, or science when you can just wing it? Who cares if kids grow up not knowing how to read or write as long as they can parrot political talking points, right?
The Real Plan: Keep ‘Em Dumb
It’s almost as if the goal is to keep the populace as uninformed as possible. An uneducated electorate is easier to control, after all. Keep ‘em dumb, keep ‘em voting. It’s a strategy as old as time, but dressed up in new, ridiculous clothes.
Conclusion: The Joke’s on Us
So here we are, watching the circus unfold. If you’re wondering how we got to this point, look no further than the people who think closing schools is a smart move. It’s laughable, it’s tragic, and it’s the kind of political theater that makes you wonder if we’re all just extras in a bad sitcom.
Stay tuned for the next episode of “What Will They Think of Next?” and remember, folks: keep your kids in school, because clearly, some people missed a few too many classes.
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