Look, we all know time is money, and money is… usually spent on overpriced coffee. But who cares about finances when you can fill your brain with gloriously useless facts? Impress your friends, baffle your enemies, and give yourself an excuse to skip the gym because, hey, you're lifting all this knowledge. Ready for this weirdly wonderful journey? Let’s go!
10 of the Best Random Facts for People Who Pretend They're Not on Their Phone Right Now
Avocados Are Fruit, Not Vegetables. Yes, Karen, your guac counts as dessert now.
The Eiffel Tower Grows in Summer. Thermal expansion, baby. The iron heats, expands, and suddenly, you’ve got a 15 cm taller romantic cliché.
Trypophobia is the Fear of Holes. But who actually likes staring into a honeycomb of existential despair? No crumpets for these folks.
Australia Is Wider than the Moon. Who knew Down Under could flex on the entire solar system?
Shrimp Hearts Are in Their Heads. So next time you’re feeling emotional, imagine a shrimp having a meltdown and say, “Same.”
Nutmeg is a Hallucinogen. One pumpkin spice latte away from a trippy fall.
M&Ms Are Named After Two Guys Who Couldn’t Stand Each Other. Mars and Murrie—pioneers of passive-aggressive candy branding.
Humans Are the Only Animals That Blush. We are also the only ones embarrassed about TikTok dances. Coincidence?
Walt Disney Holds the Most Oscars. Sorry, Leo. Maybe one day you'll catch up… not.
Ketchup Was Medicine in 1834. Catch us chugging Heinz next time we’re under the weather.
5 Best Fun Facts for Kids (Or Adults Pretending to Be Grown-Ups)
Parents, teachers, and professional quizmasters, rejoice! Here’s a curated batch of trivia gold to distract your kids—or impress them. Either works.
Ant-Eaters Don’t Have Teeth. Just vibes. And a sticky tongue.
Human Teeth Are Harder Than Bone. Which doesn’t explain why I chip mine on popcorn kernels every time.
Labrador Retrievers Are the UK’s Most Common Dog Breed. Probably because they’re adorable and don’t ghost you like cats do.
Starfish Have No Brains. Living proof that you can exist without overthinking everything. Jealous.
Donald Duck Has Starred in 197 Movies. No pants, no problem.
Bizarre Animal Facts That’ll Ruin Your Next Zoo Trip
- Pigs Can’t Look at the Sky. Sadder than every Nicholas Sparks movie combined.
- A Blue Whale’s Tongue Weighs as Much as an Elephant. No wonder they’re the Beyoncé of the ocean.
Weird Food Trivia That’ll Make You Question Everything
- Black Sapote Tastes Like Chocolate Pudding. Finally, a fruit worth eating.
- Cadbury Flakes Were Invented by Accident. Proof that even your biggest mistakes can be iconic.
Mind-Boggling Facts About History, Science, and People Named Kim Kardashian
- The Easter Island Heads Have Bodies. Yes, archaeologists, you win. Again.
- The Shortest Flight in the World Takes 90 Seconds. Perfect for impatient passengers with zero luggage.
- Kim Kardashian Has a Glam Clause in Her Will. Is there such a thing as afterlife contouring